Benitez in ‘Drogba Diving’ shocker!
Remember that Benitez bloke? You know the one, the one who always had a go at Mourinho for using the press to play games. Of course, he was always superior because he’d never use the press in the same way would he? He’d never be worried enough about the outcome of a game to stoop to that sort of level would he? Well ok, he would, but he used to play the martyr and veil it a little more subtly than he does now. I mean, we’ve already had the bravado about how Liverpool are most definitely going to win at Stamford Bridge Wednesday night – and that’s ok, I mean why wouldn’t he be confident when he’s got good enough reasons to be? But now, he’s using the press for referee selection.
What he would like, just in case anyone from Uefa is reading, is a ref from a “European country with a big league“, oh, and if the pea could be removed from his whistle as well, that would be appreciated. Apparently, Konrad Plautz puckered up a little too much at Anfield and most annoyingly, the Liverpool players hadn’t even bent over. That really is a turn up for the books – no wonder Mr Benitez is so vexed. To think an official could sympathise with Drogba without even noticing Chelsea players were inflicting bruises on Torres had the Spaniard incensed. Bruises playing football! Whoever’s heard of such scandal?!
As if such a thought isn’t enough to shock us to the very core, Benitez wants to make it known that a certain Didier Drogba dives. Surely not? I mean this man’s powers of observation must be second to none. Surely there can’t be a supporter in the land who’s noticed anything of the sort going on, every week? I know, I know, it’s truly shocking news, but alas it’s true and Rafa has the proof. Not that he’s in anyway obsessed or anything, but he has his very own home movie. “He is amazing because he is massive (and yet he goes down). It is very impressive,” says Benitez - read into that what you will. Having a goatee does not qualify you as a voyeur (does it Mr Wenger?), although maybe a 19 match medley of one man does.
So anyway, what Mr Benitez would like – just in case the refs haven’t read the papers – is a good referee to stop Drogba’s ‘antics’ because apparently “you can’t do anything to stop him going down” according to Benitez. Personally I think it’s disgraceful behaviour! No wonder he chose to share the video with some of his players – a certain Mr Gerrard has to pick up tips from somewhere eh?
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I hjust want to say the so called great star Didier Drogba is a disgrace to Chelsea, after Saturdays argument and his ongoing anticks of falling over when a butterfly goes past the pitch ! afer witnessing his “manly” way of playing football I hope he never plays again, he is s****e……
BOOOOOOOOOORING
What a waste of your own and other peoples time reading so much into nothing to make an uninteresting article.
The Sun will go up tomorrow that is as certain as Drogba cheating and diving week in week out.
You will only need to look at Youtube and you will discover clip after clip without your darling diving and cheating. The clip will last several minutes.
He is a diver and he has admitted it himself so stop your fantasy about that he is an honest man.
Hahah, sure Gerrard dives - so does Rooney, Adebayor, Santa Cruz,etc etc. HOWEVER, no one does it as blatantly and as obviously as Drogba. One blow of the wind and he’s on his back as if he was involved in a drive by shooting. Its pathetic considering how he DOES NOT need to dive with such tremendous strength he possesses (not that i condone diving in any shape or form regardless of body size). Then he has the bloody nerve to get up 10 minutes later looking like a spoiled brat if the decision doesn’t go his way. Its no surprise why he’s such a hated person and why no one (outside Chelsea) respect him. Neutral view on things.
Ha ha - clearly the sarcasm was lost on you, lol.
Drogba is bad, true - but Christina is worse!!!
It’s so nice to see Liver fans on the back foot again. They have such grace when in trouble don’t they? Unfortunately I think our author is correct. Benitez can’t have it both ways. He always snivelled at Mourinho and now he is the protagonist. I really hope they lose.
drogba is always on the floor, just because he coul not get past skrtel
I hear that the Doggie Bahhh has been qualified for his country’s entry into this summers Olympic Diving team! He has a real good chance of winning if his recent display in football is any indication as to how well he might do with water to catch his falls.
Yes, it does look like Rafa is learning the English way to use the press… looks like there are complaints already for his entry level jousting!
bleuis…
Maybe you should take a look at the Drogba, Vidic incident again. The second after Drogba hit Vidic he dives but stops in the middle of the dive when he notice that Vidic is injured.
Drogba is a pathetic man that should be banned for life. The worst diver/cheater ever in the game. Not even Ronaldo comes close because he actually try to play some football, Drogba don’t.