Chelsea: ‘Major Announcement’

Posted on August 13th, 2008 by Chelsea D

Chelsea FC have said they will be making ‘a major announcement’ at 5pm.

So, what can we expect? News on Robinho signing at last? Frank Lampard’s finally worked out what to do with a pen and £150,000 a week? Or Didier Drogba’s been struck mute?

Watch this space……

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16 Responses to “Chelsea: ‘Major Announcement’”

  1. zulisme, on August 13th, 2008 at 14:01 Said:

    I hope its all three :D!!

  2. Raj, on August 13th, 2008 at 14:20 Said:

    the sale of Joe Cole to Aston Villa

  3. mod, on August 13th, 2008 at 14:28 Said:

    its gonna be kaka signing

  4. Ron, on August 13th, 2008 at 14:37 Said:

    I know the Sky Spots News camera man who is responding to this breaking news story and he assures me Kaka is coming!

  5. Simon, on August 13th, 2008 at 14:41 Said:

    indeed, it’s signing of Ka Ka

  6. The Big Football, on August 13th, 2008 at 14:53 Said:

    Abramovich sold Chelsea :))

    just a hunch…

  7. Dean, on August 13th, 2008 at 15:06 Said:

    Abramovich has sold chelsea to Russian millionare. Deal will go through in december.

  8. Lee, on August 13th, 2008 at 15:08 Said:

    Chelsea into administration?
    Sale of John Terry (Mr Chelsea)

  9. mitch, on August 13th, 2008 at 15:19 Said:

    frank lampard wishes to leave after failing to come to an agreement with chelsea.kaka stays in milan

  10. Michael, on August 13th, 2008 at 15:31 Said:

    Chelsea FC TV Subscriptions reach and all time high, i’d think :)

  11. Raj, on August 13th, 2008 at 15:36 Said:

    The return of the special one…..

  12. dave Sharpe, on August 13th, 2008 at 15:41 Said:

    my dads the boot cleaner for kaka, and he is coming to chelsea in 23minutes

  13. Robbie S., on August 13th, 2008 at 15:43 Said:

    Fat Frnk is signing a new contract that is all.

  14. Ian, on August 13th, 2008 at 15:50 Said:

    Zola’s coming back to the bridge?

  15. bluetillidie, on August 13th, 2008 at 16:05 Said:

    OFFICIAL - WORST “MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT EVER”

  16. megatron, on August 15th, 2008 at 10:25 Said:

    Abram sells chelsea, joe cole to leaves, stamford bridge fallen down, and all the chelsea rent-a-players realise they havent been paid in money but in baskets of eggs for their services