Gerrard’s Idea Of Celebration?

Liverpool extended their lead over us at the top of the table on Sunday following their 5-1 thumping of Newcastle.

After the game, Liverpool captain, Stevie Me gloated “We have given ourselves a great chance. We have to remain consistent, that is the key. If we want to stay at the top and be involved in this title race, we have got to deal with the pressure. We have big players here and we will have a lot of tests and challenges to come, but if we keep playing like this then we will be there.”

Oh, and then he allegedly went on to beat the crap out of someone.

So either that’s considered a classy way to celebrate where he comes from or maybe the ‘big players’ just can’t ‘deal with the pressure’ of sitting at the top of the table – even if they are only keeping it warm for the eventual winners?

You see, what we know so far is that after the game Ickle Stevie took himself off to a nightclub in Southport, and clearly overcome with emotion after his two goals earlier in the day, was given the opportunity to sleep it off in the cells for the night. An unusual way for a player to celebrate a brace you might think? But maybe only as unusual as a 34 year old man being treated for facial injuries following his first encounter with a true life saint.

Predictably, the club of ‘the best team’ Ickle Stevie has ever played with have declined to comment although I’ve no doubt the press will absolve him of any blame in due course.



21 Responses to “Gerrard’s Idea Of Celebration?”

  1. typical Chelsea scumbags onto this bandwagon, remember the John Terry bottling someone incident…..

  2. Get a life you sad tosser! This is such a childish write up, something a 5 year old would produce.

  3. Chelsea footballer John Terry charged with affray and assault

    By Matthew Beard
    Saturday, 5 January 2002

    The image of the modern footballer was dealt a further blow yesterday when the Chelsea star John Terry and the Wimbledon defender Desmond Byrne were charged with affray and assault after a drunken altercation in a London club.

    The image of the modern footballer was dealt a further blow yesterday when the Chelsea star John Terry and the Wimbledon defender Desmond Byrne were charged with affray and assault after a drunken altercation in a London club.

    Mr Terry, 21, and Mr Byrne, 20, were arrested last night after allegedly being involved in an attack on a male receptionist at the Wellington private members’ club in Knightsbridge, central London.

    Mr Terry, an England under-21 defender, and Mr Byrne, a former Republic of Ireland under-18 captain sacked by Stockport County after an alleged nightclub fracas, were among a group toasting the birth of the baby of the Chelsea player Jody Morris when they were ejected for drunken and abusive behaviour.

    Shortly before 1am yesterday they allegedly re-entered the premises and were involved in a fight that left the reception worker, 28, with a half-inch deep facial gash treated at the scene by an ambulance crew.

    Mr Terry was taken to Belgravia police station after he was arrested on suspicion of assault and being drunk and disorderly. A police spokesman said: “There was an altercation allegedly involving members of staff and two patrons … Two men were arrested.”

    Football pundits had considered Mr Terry a near certainty for full international honours provided he avoided off-the-pitch excesses. He was among four Chelsea players fined two weeks’ wages, estimated at a total of £100,000, for offensive behaviour towards American tourists during a drinking binge the day after 11 September.

    In scenes described by Chelsea’s managing director, Colin Hutchinson, as “totally out of order”, Mr Terry, along with Frank Lampard, Eidur Gudjohnsen and Mr Morris, were accused of stripping, vomiting and laughing in front of guests at the Posthouse hotel near Heathrow airport.

    More recently, events in football’s top flight have been overshadowed by transgressions of millionaire stars. A month ago the Leeds players Jonathan Woodgate and Lee Bowyer were cleared of assaulting an Asian student, but both were fined by their club for drunken behaviour.

    Mr Terry missed yesterday’s training session at Chelsea’s training ground near Heathrow. Club officials were on standby to drive the influential player to today’s FA Cup tie at Norwich.

    Mr Terry’s chances of representing England in the World Cup could be affected by the allegations.

  4. he is spoilt and overpaid and he should be punished but he will probably get away with it .

  5. Ohhhhh u so wish he had signed for the rent boys dont ya???had he done so fat frank would be playing for Bolton now…. and on another note have you already given up on winning the league? (keeping it warm for united)…. shows what a fickle pathetic lot you are…. no wonder youll never win a SINGLE european cup …. ps i just remembered that JT “slip”…. class :)))

  6. David - totally agree with you on that. Arrogant little fucker will probably get a knighthood instead.
    Malcolm - glad to see youre not bitter, lol. Of course youre just keeping top spot warm, stop kidding yourself you’ll actually win another title in your lifetime. And y’know what, I can accept we’ve fucked the title this season, but at least when we come second to United it’ll be at your expense.
    As for all the JT comparisons, he was a 21 year old at the time, whats Ickle Stevie’s excuse?

  7. What a pathetic but predicable repsonse by the Chavs. Of course none of their lot would be out celebrating last night anyway. The PremierSHIP is sailing up the Mersey and the rent boys can’t stand it!

  8. Oh yes, JT was only 21 when he got involved….now he just bursts into tears!!!!!

  9. You bunch of idiots. where has benn any mention of Steve having done anything. taking your “frustraion out on somebody” else is right here on what u’ve written. Such stupidity to write without any evidence. retards.

  10. What a joke of an article.

    You really are a pathetic effort of a football club aren’t you? I love going to watch you lot play (especially at your, ahem, ground) just to remind myself what a spineless, fickle bunch your so called supporters are. I was at Fulham yesterday - well done for managing to not sing for 75 mins of a local derby. Quite impressive - funny how you managed it for 10 mins after you went ahead though isn’t it?

    As for Gerrard, I’m no Liverpool fan but he’s innocent until proven otherwise. Why don’t you wait and see what happens rather than jerking off over it - suppose his being inside for a while would give you a remote chance of winning the league. You sure as hell aren’t gonna do it with a level playing field!!

    Just to add to the John Terry appreciation society on here, here’s an article about an event that Chavski fans seem to have a short memory about. Maybe Stevie will get away with it just like your wonderful captain did eh? Sad twats.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/2427960/Terry-arrested-in-club-incident.html

  11. The problem with the internet is that it allows people of subnormal intelligence an opportunity to share their views with a wide audience.

  12. It was probably the babies dad he hit cos he would not pay maintenance

  13. You make me laugh, you might want to watch what you are publishing on here. Bearing in mind it doesnt look like he was the one that commited the assualt. Could get your little site into a bit of trouble!

  14. No class. No history. This particular blog sums up the Chav you are perfectly. Another Infantile blogger scratching his arse in Croyden, Coulsden or some other shithole no doubt.

    Funny how you know exactly what went on last night but no one else does. Incredible considering your probably 300 miles away. And never mind the excuses for JT being 21. You have a litany of players “largin it”…Those little gargoyles Wise and Jody Morris spring to mind…

    As already mentioned above you know nowt but still deem it necessary to spout drivel…Sign of a fool in most quarters and confirmation of yet another Keyboard wanker!

  15. Rational - crying wasnt a criminal offence last time I checked. Such a fucker when that halo slips eh?

  16. LLTOTL - You clearly missed the use of the word ‘allegedly’ then? He’s still being questioned I understand? I’m sure he’ll be cleared in due course. :)

  17. What a joke you Chelsea fans are . Why have you developed such a big chip on your shoulder about Liverpool ? We couldn’t give a fook about your daft club .
    And as for the Evertonian going on about Gerrard’s children you’re a fookin coward .

  18. You bunch of idiots. where has benn any mention of Steve having done anything. taking your “frustraion out on somebody” else is right here on what u’ve written. Such stupidity to write without any evidence. retards.

    it states to your detriment that names are not published unless charges are brought therefore he has been arrested youd better hope he recovers as youll see what a one man team you are

  19. Rubbish. Everything. Stevie could had a cup of tea near the accident, and taken to the police just for an autograph session :D.

    we’ve fucked the title this season

    Rela fan? Oh, still 5 months to go, and you’ve fucked the title? Cool…

  20. As Gerrard has been charged it make a lot of the comments on here look very stupid and bitter against Chelsea. Still you Scousers don’t like blame do you?

    After all you had nothing to do with Hillsborough, or Heisell, They were both somebody elses fault. Oh and Michael Sheilds despite being picked out by 8 seperate people was innocent too.

    Some of you rightly point out Terry was involved in an assualt, Does that somehow make Gerrard inocent or something? An assault is wrong whoever is involved be it Joe Public or a superstar footballer so don’t try and kid yourselves.

  21. lets give em one of our european cups just to shut em up for a short while shall we….. and as a non-english fan, before roman i thought chelsea was just a fashionable area of london with some nice restaurants… plastic flags anyone?? … and damn cant get that JT slip out of my head…. !