CHELSEA 4-4 Liverpool (7-5 agg): Spirit Of Istanbul Didn’t Help Rafa

Posted on April 14th, 2009 by Chelsea D

CHELSEA 4-4 LIVERPOOL (7-5 Agg)

Bloody hell, we know how to string Liverpool along eh? I wonder how many times Rafa wet his pants tonight?

I’ll skim over the first-half because we didn’t actually turn up for that anyway, going in at the break 2-0 down on the night and 3-3 on aggregate after some embarrassing keeping from Petr Cech a goal from Aurelio and a penalty from Alonso who’d been wrestled to the ground by Ivanovic. Still, it gave Stevie Me something to get excited about as the poor ickle injured saint watched from his seat. Bless!

Fortunately, the lads obviously decided they needed to keep the ball as far away from Petr Cech in the second half as possible and pushed up 10 yards.  So, by the time Drogba, Alex and Lampard had put us 3-2 ahead on the night, it was Liverpool who didn’t know what had hit them.

6-3 on aggregate then, you’d have to think the home crowd had every right to be singing “2-0 and you fucked it up” right? I mean, even as deluded as the dippers seem to be most of the time, surely mad Rafa was the only one in the ground believing they could turn it round again? And talking of the Fat Spanish Waiter, he decided he was far from done and to everyone’s surprise, took Torres off with ten minutes to go – the surprise being that nobody had noticed Torres on the pitch in the first place.

But there was more to come as first Lucas and then Kuyt put Liverpool 4-3 up on the night and suddenly it was their turn to be just a goal away from the semis. Fortunately though, despite what they’d tell everyone, Liverpool aren’t the only side who know a thing or two about staging a comeback, as Frank Lampard’s second and our fourth showed them.

4-4 on the night, 7-5 on aggregate – I don’t know whatever happened to Chelsea v Livepool games but these two ties have been something else. Fucking ridiculous scoreline – and I love it!

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35 Responses to “CHELSEA 4-4 Liverpool (7-5 agg): Spirit Of Istanbul Didn’t Help Rafa”

  1. Phil, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:07 Said:

    Good luck vs Barca… oh and good luck scraping Drogba off the ground, he seems magnetically drawn to it.

  2. kev, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:12 Said:

    well done ,but what do you mean by calling us dippers?drogba is a diver , everybody knows that ,i dont know why you call lfc dippers.you dont make sense.could you explain thank you please?

  3. John, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:12 Said:

    U must be bonkers or the most utterly digraceful football fan to have come up with this ,,,,, Liverpool Produced a performance worthy of such praise and character … u should be saluting this epic battle rather than slag liverpool …. we slacked off in the first leg bt without our so called one man team of steven gerrard we seemed to have produced a pretty “decent” performance ….. n ur comebak by FAT frank was one where liverpool had to go 4 it n thus paid the price …. Nywayz hope u enjoy being dismantled by Messi n Co…. n gain more humility n respect for football !

  4. Cam, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:12 Said:

    Booed them off at half time, waving your little free plastic flags at the end. Sums you lot up really doesn’t it?

  5. pockets, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:17 Said:

    slightly hubristic view of the game but fuck it over the two legs you were definitely the better side, and what 2 great legs they were!. good luck against Barca, and if you meet the mancs in the final do us all a favour and fuck em over! YNWA

  6. Vaisey, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:18 Said:

    All good acting cocky now, i wonder how many times you shit yourself watching us run you ragged

  7. Chelsea D, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:21 Said:

    John - humility? Do Liverpool supporters even know what that is? I’ve lost count of how many times we were brushed off because you’d done the double over us in the league. Weren’t even worth us turning up for the CL tie at Anfield apparently.

    Cam - glad to see you’ve taken it so well.

    Kev - we know Drogba dives, the whole world knows it - whats that got to do with the result? Oh, and pot, kettle, black springs to mind coming from a side with Gerrard in it.

  8. 5 Times Winners, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:22 Said:

    Have you ever won the champions league Chelsea??

    you do know a alot about comebacks - Last Saturday against Bolton!

    You were winning the tie every second of the night so the chant wasn’t rich at all

    Here’s a chant for you:
    VIVA JOHN TERRY, could have won the cup but…………

  9. Filbertson, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:26 Said:

    Proud of everything Liverpool tonight.EVERYTHING!!

    It is not sour grapes AT ALL to deride this shit that you’ve come up with, I along with most reds do not have a problem congratulating Chelsea on a great football performance and match (with the exception of LadyBoy Dropalot Dogsbreath - legacy of the Mourhinio Shit…NEVER for LFC!!)

    For the neutral, and the supporters of both teams that leg had (nearly) everyhting - only missing the ‘correct’ winners!

  10. Chelsea D, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:27 Said:

    Vaisey - obviously for half the night, lol.

    5 Times…. wtf has Bolton got to do with it? And no clearly we havent won the CL - made it to another semi tonight though :)

  11. liverpool hater, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:30 Said:

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA WHO CARES ABOUT THE 96

  12. Cam, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:33 Said:

    I’ve taken it very well thanks. Interesting to see that you’ve no defence for the pathetic antics of your classless fans, though having read your “article” I’m not really surprised. Classlessness personified.

    Little placcy flags…..hahaha.

    Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!….did you join in? You weren’t even at the game were you?

  13. JohnOK, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:34 Said:

    Chelsea D. There is such a thing as being gracious in defeat. Liverpool and Chelsea are 2 very evenly matched teams.

    Over the 2 legs, Chelsea just about edged it but there can’t be a Chelsea fan who wasn’t shitting themselves at half-time because we did thoroughly outplay you first half.

    I would rather see you win it than the Mancs any day. Good luck for the rest of the Champions League. You can have that and we can have the league and then we’re all happy.

  14. gazza, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:38 Said:

    pathetic chelsea idiots

  15. Mark, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:40 Said:

    liverpool played well, as did chelsea.

  16. kev, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:48 Said:

    Chelsea d my question was what do you mean by calling LFC DIPPERS.i thought you may have been calling us DIVERS .i was pointing out that that drogba was a diver and he dived tonight,like he always does when you play us,the big fanny that he is.good luck against barca. you will need it as well as drogbas diving fanny antics that he does so well the fucking tart

  17. Charlie Cooke's Flapping Sock, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:51 Said:

    Gracious as ever, Chelski. Wave those lovely new laminated banners that Chauncey Gardner bought you and enjoy yourselves. But do learn some manners.

  18. Scott the Red, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:53 Said:

    5 Times - singing United chants are you now? Christ. Desperate times call for desperate measures and all that, but mocking Terry for gifting United the European Cup?

    Kev - Dippers. Bindippers.

    Urban Dictionary.

  19. ph0bolus, on April 14th, 2009 at 22:58 Said:

    What the hell are Liverpool fans doing here anyway?

  20. kev, on April 14th, 2009 at 23:03 Said:

    Scott the red.thank you for explanation.but i do think the footballers who play for LFC are on enough money that they do not need to scour the bins of merseyside.neither do the people of merseyside for that matter.i have took offence that you lot think we live in bins .i have been to manchester and london and you have some right shit holes in your citys and there was a lot of people that you would call dippers there aswell.that said ,we all have our share of dippers.what do you think?

  21. kev, on April 14th, 2009 at 23:05 Said:

    we are here for you ph0bolus

  22. Nick, on April 14th, 2009 at 23:07 Said:

    Look it was a great game full of mistakes and tension that was unbearable. Liverpool did a great job without their so called king, teaand either m could of gone through. We have no history compared to you, but I would of thought tomorrow puts football in the shade. Respect that rather than lil baby slagging matches on here. Either team do not deserve to go out, and I hope Liverpool beat Manc scum to the title if we don’t. Simple as that.

  23. pamela, on April 14th, 2009 at 23:07 Said:

    ojala hubieramos ganado pero bueno!!arriba chelsea

  24. Nick, on April 14th, 2009 at 23:08 Said:

    Haha my crappy pc went mad in the middle of that, i think it came out right!!

  25. Spektral, on April 14th, 2009 at 23:19 Said:

    It’s so nice to see all the Liverpool supporters so pissed off. Have fun watching the Semi-Finals! Now you have to hope for Man U to slip up to have a chance at a trophy.

    ph0bolus - They flock to this blog usually to spew shit about how much better they are and to flaunt their irrelevant history about how they used to win trophies (emphasis on USED.) Now they come here to try and say how much better they are but actions speak louder than words, and everyone knows which club is better.

    Filbertson - LadyBoy Dropalot Dogsbreath? That had me laughing out loud. GG!

  26. kev, on April 14th, 2009 at 23:49 Said:

    yes spektral. we do believe we are better than you and we always will believe that we are better than the rest of you

  27. SUNNY, on April 15th, 2009 at 01:01 Said:

    those whoever now or afterward post on this site and think their club is better than chelsea they can kiss drogba’s ass enjoy!

  28. brian, on April 15th, 2009 at 03:41 Said:

    so i only got read the first 3 posts before i got ill from all the comments from anfield.
    the fact of the matter is, stevie g didnt play due to injury… or was it to take essien out of the game? (essien still scored a… oh wait). even if we dont make it past barcelona we put in a hell of an effort this season, which was weighted down by injury and one big dumb brazilian.
    GOD BLESS the BLUES and the best of luck to them in the TWO semi-finals that LFC DIDN’T make it to so i only got read the first 3 posts before i got ill from all the comments from anfield.
    the fact of the matter is, stevie g didnt play due to injury… or was it to take essien out of the game? (essien still scored a… oh wait). even if we dont make it past barcelona we put in a hell of an effort this season, which was weighted down by injury and one big dumb brazilian.
    GOD BLESS the BLUES and the best of luck to them in the TWO semi-finals that LFC DID NOT make it to (for those liverpool fans that ride the short bus, thats the Champions league and the FA cup)

  29. Abhishek, on April 15th, 2009 at 05:48 Said:

    As if getting through to the semis wasn’t good enough, watching all these wound-up Pool fans here just made my day! ;)

  30. jon, on April 15th, 2009 at 10:41 Said:

    its hilarious that the dippers have trawled the net to find a chelsea blog to write their deluded nonsense on. even more hilarious not knowing what dipper means ha! get over it guys. you keep your history, we’ll keep on making it.

  31. Joy_blue, on April 15th, 2009 at 11:31 Said:

    First time here. I thought this was a chelseablog but by the i had to double check as the comments overwhelmingly by liverpool fans!!

    Lightening doesn’t strike twice. If Liverpool was so good they’d have won it. But they only played as well as we let them. Shut up, you lot

  32. joe, on April 15th, 2009 at 18:27 Said:

    if chelsea gave up 7 at home over the past 2 to fulham and weakened liverpool side, how many will messi and the rest of barca snag? agg. 7-2 barcelona. hold onto those little plastic flags you bandwagon shits. maybe you can sell them on ebay for a dollar fifty. YNWA!!!!

  33. Darshan P, on April 15th, 2009 at 18:35 Said:

    Hey you filthy reds, Blues are deservedly through!

    So why don’t you Looserpool guys go Fuck yourself! Keep your shit at your own cesspool blog.

  34. Chelsea D, on April 15th, 2009 at 20:07 Said:

    joe - nice to see dippers as gracious in defeat as ever, lol. Oh and btw, it wasnt Fulham.

  35. Ben, on April 19th, 2009 at 05:56 Said:

    Simple facts, we won they lost, 2nd year in a row, what makes me happy is the level of hate they have for us, we must be doing something right