Chelsea To Miss Usual Liverpool Fixture

What we won’t see this season:

What we will see this season:

Yep, that’s right, ickle Stevie Me could spend the rest of this season burying his head and pretending Liverpool’s failure to qualify for the knockout stages of the Champions League isn’t such a bad thing.

After the game, the Liverpool captain tried to dress it up a bit, insisting “Of course it’s disappointing, we played fantastically well tonight and despite getting three points we don’t progress.  Hopefully now we’ll be in the Europa League so we’ll try to win that.  The main prize has gone and to be playing in the Europa League is disappointing but we have to accept that, move on and try to win that competition.  The only consolation in this is if we go on and win the secondary one.”  Wrap it up and put as many bows on it as you like Gerrard – you didn’t qualify because you’re just not good enough! 

Obviously it’s devastating news for us though. Going into the knockout stages knowing we won’t be the team to knock them out this year. Knowing they won’t be scoring any of our goals for us this season. Then again, if it means we won’t be ‘conceding’ any ghost goals either, maybe it isn’t such a bad thing after all? :)

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28 Responses to “Chelsea To Miss Usual Liverpool Fixture”

  1. You are a chelsea fan so firstly well done on your English lessons they are coming along fantastic!

    Where do I start? European Cups ‘0′. Is it staying that way? Well.. with Barcelona in the same competition I would expect so. Never laughed so much as at that late winner last season priceless. Especially Trisha swearing at the camera. You pathetic losers, classic.

    Its a shame you don’t love us as much as we love you. In Moscow I was screaming for you to win it. Then you showed your lack of pedigree as your captain slipped over, sickening. The biggest nearly team of all time. Born to lose. It will go on forever too. No pedigree.

    You wave your little white and blue flags they give out and carry on doing absolutely nothing in Europe. Can’t wait to see the hillarious way in which you get dumped out this season, funnier than faulty towers.

    We might be in the shirt lifters trophy this year but we will be back. Remember we win when it counts lad 77, 78, 81, 84 and of course the ’special one’ in 2005.

    It will be funny when if we turn out to be the only club still in Europe come May, eh chirpy cockney fella?

  2. Forgot to mention to you ‘Chelsea D’ D is for Dunce I take it. It should be B for bottler.. Anyway you carry on being chirpy, you chirpy little cockney, its never been south of Birmingham lad. Has lad? Never south of Birmingham. Forest and Villa can do it.. Never south of Birmingham lad…

  3. Aww the little Chelski fan had his first little stiffy while writing this one. Another little jerk off gets his jolly’s from a pointless wind up. We will be back fuck head………….Henry squares the ball to Iniesta, GOAL!!!!!HEARTBREAKER FOR CHELSKI!! Ha ha ha

  4. You’ve got to be delighted that LFC are out of the CL…………CFC have only once beaten them comprehensively (last season’s fixture at Anfield) and even then CFC almost bottled it!
    What’s more, CFC have lost to LFC twice at the semi stages (both times against a team that was lagging way behind in the domestic league) and the only time CFC has graced the final itself was courtesy of an own goal and even then CFC screwed it up in the final. CFC know that the only way it can be considered a top football powerhouse is by winning the CL because based on fans, CFC is a poor brother both domestically and globally to MUFC, LFC and even AFC. In fact, there’s good reason to believe that CFC will never win the CL as it’s not their destiny (no new team has won the CL for over 12yrs). CFC are still a club that advertises its ticket allocation to ‘anyone’ who may wish to fill their stadium. The truth will come out eventually when the Russian becomes bored with his toy or the Kremlin decides to take it (or perhaps even him) away. CFC need to win the CL in the next 2/3yrs or they’ll start to drift into the abyss!………….ps: The domestic league is CFC’s now, it would be an even greater screw up if CFC did not win it this season.

  5. That ghost goal thing still rankles with you guys doesn’t it ? It was in 2005, get over it and get a life while you’re at it.

  6. Weve knocked you out twice, and we went onto win it on one of those occasions. Tell me, how many times have you won it again?

    ZERO

    0

    Nought

    None

    Zilch

    Cheslea FC - Temporarily a big club, always a small club.

  7. *sigh* and there goes the liverpool fan who keeps talking about the past. typical really ‘ OUR HISTORY IS SO GREAT OUR HISTORY IS THE BEST ! ‘ not like you have anything better to do , like for example watch your team in the champions league :D
    And FYI , it was Messi who squared it.
    You can’t help being retarded , your a scouser !

  8. The last comment pretty much snookered your entire article

  9. haha liverpool fans get so pissed if a chelse an writes about them haha we beat u 2009 2008 and is season are 7th and kicke out of the CPL in group stage LOL HAHAHAHH accept the t that your shit HAHAHAH
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    |–liverPOOR players—-|||”|”"\__
    |__________________|||_|___| >of to europa league
    !(@)’(@)”"”"**!(@)(@)****!(@)A HAHAHAHAHA

  10. i like the way poo fans love talking about the past.maybe if they try hard enough they go back.face it things are changing, you cant keep up with the times.an 80’s team in the 21st century.maybe we werent as good you at our lowest but we’re better than you at your peak now.yeah iniesta kicked us out but how did we get there? O thats right beating liverpoo,it doesnt help your cause. Build a time machine,go back,re-live your glory days or something dont bother us with your sour bullshit.

  11. haha the comments gave me a bigger laugh then the article…you’d think the scousers would be sulking in a corner..but no,they’ve decided that if they can’t play the big clubs in the champions league,atleast they can insult them..

  12. Where were you during that goal?

    Who put you there?

    Why are you talking to us? We only allow teams currently in the Champions league to talk to us

  13. Cunt, sorry I mean Roby,

    Read the article I know its in English but do your best. It is a Chelsea fan going on about Liverpool.

    Hence Liverpool fans replying. Now finish your hot milk and carry on completing your immigration paperwork. Good lad.

    Peace out rat man

  14. Fans love winding one another up but the clear facts(as
    Rafa says)are that Liverpool are in a bad way and out of
    the competition.If they dont qualify for next years Champions League then the club are heading for a disaster.Every top player wants to play for the top teams and unfortunatly Liverpool at the moment are not a top team.How long will Torres stay at Liverpool if he can’t play in major games and be content playing for fourth place.It’s
    no good Liverpool fans looking back at what you did in the past,it’s gone,move on.As for Chelsea,a club at the
    top of the league and ranked number one by UEFA
    (Facts)

  15. Chelsea Fans are always talking about their BACK to BACK Prem Titles…..

    SORRY… Isn’t that Your History..???? Cos’ believe it or not, that is in the past.

    Liverpool have just got a hell of a lot more to talk about and look back at THAN Chelsea, so F@@K OFF with the same old tired argument..!!!

    Oh yeah and you won bugger all and were regarded as mediocre for decades.

    Liverpool has won roughly the same amount of silverware as Chelsea over the last 10 years yet Chelsea are mean’t to be dominant and Liverpool mean’t to be shite.

  16. Let’s face it…the dippers are finished as a big club…well overdue, they’ve been running on luck for ages and now it’s come ontop…Face up to facts you losers you’ll never again be the club you were back in the 80’s…you will now lose Babel who is at the front of the queue at the exit door and with no champions league for the foreseable future cos you wont make the top four again Torres will be gone too…Fat dopey Raffa will stay on cos your little club cant afford to sack him cos you dont have any money either…ha ha ha ha sooo funny…just an ordinary little club now…ha ha ha ha ha …come on keep up…hahahahah

  17. I reckon chelsea fans must feel proud of themselves. The day after Liverpool are knocked out of the Champions League and Newsnow.co.uk links to several Chelsea sites gloating.
    Not a single article from a Man U or Everton site - our ACTUAL rivals.
    It’s incredible to believe but I think Chelsea fans are more annoying than United and Everton fans. I hold no grudge against Chelsea - after all they are just one of a couple of London clubs who happen to stop United from winning the league (and I hope you win the League this year if we can’t) but your really are bad winners (And bad losers as well TBH).
    Enjoy the Champions League!

  18. FOR THE BRIGADIER…

    I’LL PUT IT AGAIN BUT IN BIG EASY LETTERS FOR YOU…

    LIVERPOOL HAS WON ROUGHLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF SILVERWARE AS CHELSEA OVER THE LAST 10 YEARS - YET CHELSEA ARE MEAN’T TO BE DOMINANT AND LIVERPOOL ARE MEAN’T TO BE SHITE.

    And what makes a BIG CLUB..???

    Liverpool’s GROUND IS BIGGER - Liverpool has MORE FANS - Liverpool have MORE HISTORY - Liverpool have MORE TROPHIES - Liverpool make MORE PROFIT.

    So apart from Romans Wallet what is it that makes Chelsea Bigger…

    Is it the fan’s egos…??? or their arses…???

  19. Liverpool fans don’t talk to non achievers when it comes to the big titles, Domestic Champions 18x v Chelski 3, European Champions 5x v Chelski 0 or ZERO or Nada or Zilch. We’ll all be laughing when you get done AGAIN in the semis of even worse Final. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Goodbye and good luck, cos you’ll need it when you try to explain to your children about a team that once was up there for about 5mins :)

  20. Hey, Liverpool fans, how do you plan on getting back? You have a buy-bad, sell-good mentality. Here’s an idea to get you back - sell Torres and Gerrard and buy two injured, subpar replacements.

  21. TheBrigadier,

    Believe me I want Chelsea to win the prem more than anything so please don’t fuck it up.

    As for Liverpool being finished. I’d rather support a team in and out of finals than a team that is the nearly men of Europe for past 100 years.

    hehehehe carry on laughing you fat black cab driving whelk munching twat.

  22. Seems to be a few touchy dippers around, lol. You’d have thought they’d have been too busy with their dusters out brushing the cobwebs off their history today really - lets face it, that’s all they’ve got these days. :)

  23. Little scouse losers…

    Why don’t you leave us to our whelks, and then you can get on with your thieving, uneducated, scummy little depressing lives and leave us in peace.

    Enjoy the Europa League.

  24. Got a lot of bitter red mickey mousers on here,spouting their vitriol and showing their lack of class. All they go on about is ancient history. Live for the present instead of thepast. Call us all the names you can because thats all you can do. Chelsea may never win the Champions League but if thats to be ..big deal.Its all about supporting the club and the fact that the mickeys go on about their history shows that they are older glory hunters. Chelsea, whether the red mickeys like it or not, are a major force in football. Bigger turnover than Liverpool, more money (and thats the major reason they do not like Chelsea) and more chance of winning trophies. All the pig arsed red mickeys have got is their fading fast history and not a lot else!! Sad bunch.

  25. SPRINGY,

    Go Check, your facts mate, Liverpool make more profit than Chelsea, sure Roman’s got a bigger wallet but that’s it as far as being a bigger club!

    And as for bitter and name calling, I think you’ll find that above is the CHELSEA article, by the egotistical, jealous, CHELSEA fan, that was linked through to a Liverpool site that started all this!

    All, we get is starkly jealous articles written by Chelsea and Man Utd Fans, why..? I can only presume that it is ENVY of our history that they keep telling us to not go on about, Evertonians don’t even bother us as much!

    YOU WANT US TO F@@K OFF, THEN DON’T WRITE THESE ARTICLES, IT IS THESE THAT PROVE THAT YOU ARE THE SAD LOT..!!!

  26. How can the article be deemed as jealousy??? its written with a bit of irony, and why should we be jealous of history?? We are a club thats on the ascendancy and have been for a while, we really do not care about your history,we’re not bothered. Your history is the ONLY thing you can TRY and hit us with….IT MEANS NOTHING TO ME!!! Whats gone has gone .Chelsea fans are only worried about what we are going to achieve and are just happy to be where we are. Profits are what Americans are all about, Ambramovich is not worried although obviously he would like to see us in the black,but we owe him.no one else.and he’s in it for the long haul unlike your lot! CAREFREE!!!

  27. SPRINGY,

    The fact that Chelsea Fans have to keep writing articles about us shows that you are targeting us, and for what reason..??? - Obviously jealousy,

    - “lets have a dig at Liverpool because they are the most successful club in the country and Chelsea are mean’t to be that now!”

    It’s not literally in the words of the article but the fact that you are writing it in the first place.

    p.s. you’d give your left testicle for 5 European Cups

  28. its done to wind you up and it works,we should worry about old stuff,its all about now.. your 5 ec’s?? nah, means nothing matey. and the most sucessful club in the country?? so what.means nada to me.

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