Chelsea Gossip: Player Updates

Sky Sports reveals on Kakuta’s relaxed attitude to his transfer. Dirty Tackle gives Ashley Cole reasons not to join Real Madrid. The Mirror reckons Carvalho is off to Real Madrid and Deco is going back to Brazil. FIFA informs us that John Obi Mikel has been recalled to the Nigerian squad for a friendly in [...]

Will Joe Cole Fully Commit To Liverpool?

I don’t want to do the whole ‘Joe Cole is a w*****’ thing here, I mean, I cannot believe he actually signed for the dippers and I might sick in my mouth a bit when I see him wearing that piece of tat on his back but he was a real favourite of mine so [...]

Chelsea’s Injury List Gets Its First Candidate

The season hasn’t even kicked off and there’s injury news already!

Chelsea Issue ‘Hands Off’ Warning

We heard some nonsense stories on Monday about Didier Drogba going to Citeh – or at least I hoped at the time it was nonsense. We’d just found out Joe Cole had signed for the dippers and I really couldn’t handle reading the dross about that, so the Drogba story was the icing on the [...]

Forget Joe Cole, Let’s Move On (video)

Ok, I’m one of the few who doesn’t have the stomach to broach the subject of Joe Cole going to Liverpool yet, and I’m putting that one off until I can write something slightly less drenched in expletives. So, with the papers full of that little gem, not to mention even more rubbish about Drogba [...]

Cole At Chelsea For The New Season

Ashley Cole may well have more than enough reasons to want to leave England and he may well have the opportunity to do that with interest from former boss Jose Mourinho but according to Carlo Ancelotti, the Chelsea defender is going nowhere.

Is Ancelotti Really Ruling Torres Out?

So, after just about convincing myself we were in with a proper shout of signing Fernando Torres, Carlo Ancelotti comes out and pisses on my fireworks!

Cole To Liverpool? He wouldn’t….Would He?

There’s some things in life that just don’t bear thinking about…….City winning the league…..Arsenal doing well in Europe…….Joe Cole playing for Liverpool, but whilst the first two aren’t likely to happen, unfortunately, the third one looks a possibility.

Crystal Palace 0-1 CHELSEA: The Bison Is Back

CRYSTAL PALACE 0-1 CHELSEA Ok, so it was our first pre-season friendly, it was against Crystal Palace and the majority of our first XI aren’t even in the country but it gave us a chance to get a closer look at some of the players we might start to see a bit more of in [...]

Essien Back With A Bang (video)