Community Shield: United Fan On Coming Second, Fergie’s Hairdryer and Those Lovable Glazers

As is customary now before these games, TheChelseaBlog has thrown a few questions at Scott The Red from the Republik of Mancunia to get his take on the game and the season ahead. Have a read:
TCB: Do you think Fergie’s anywhere near ready to hang up his hairdryer?
STR: Nope. Why would he? He wins a trophy every year and gets to work at the greatest club in the world. Like he’s repeatedly said, he’ll go until his health tells him otherwise. He’s in the gym every day and is fit as a fiddle. Like Giggsy said the other day, it’ll be at least another 5 years yet.
TCB: Bearing in mind his ‘trophy every year’ was the Carling Cup for you last season, does your lack of spending during the summer worry you at all?
STR: We did our spending before the summer, signing Diouf, Smalling and Hernandez during the year. I still would like to see another midfielder come in but I can’t see it happening. Chicharito has the potential to be amazing though, so let’s hope that him, combined with an improving Nani and Valencia, and the latest crop of youngsters, can do the business for us. A comfort is our title rivals, yourselves included, haven’t been splashing the cash either.
TCB: Are there any players you’d have fancied signing?
STR: Schweinsteiger would have been sweet. A few months back I wanted Modric but that was dead in the water once he signed his contract. Ozil would have been good too.
TCB: What about business elsewhere, have any of the transfers surprised you over the summer?
STR: I was amazed to see Joe Cole go to Liverpool. He always painted himself as some loyal Chelsea fan but the things he’s said since leaving, ouch. I thought it was nailed on for him to go to Spurs after he chose to leave Chelsea.
TCB: I thought he’d go to you lot to be honest but then you obviously didn’t offer him what Liverpool were prepared to. Still, you must be glad to see the Glazers being so prudent eh? What’s your take on that debt of yours by the way?
STR: I think it’s absolutely devastating. What testament it is to Sir Alex Ferguson and our squad that we’ve been so successful since 2005. Frightening to think what we would have won if not hindered so massively by the Glazers. The most depressing thing about the Glazer ownership is the divide it creates amongst our fans and how so many of our fans have been priced out of Old Trafford or staying away out of protest. It’s just gutting.
TCB: Your neighbours, on the other hand, have probably gained themselves a few glory hunters to go with the billions eh? Not that they’d have ever been your favourite club anyway but has City’s money made you think about them differently, I mean like the rest of us I’m sure you expect them to win the Premier and Champions League too, right?
STR: Definitely. They’ve always been massive in my eyes though. The past 34 years have just flown by.
TCB: Fergie aside, do any other Premier League managers impress you?
STR: Hodgson has done well for himself at Fulham, hopefully he’ll fall flat on his face now. Wenger is obviously a great manager, it’s just a shame, from an Arsenal perspective, that he’s let his stubborn dedication to his vision get in the way of actually producing a team capable of winning the league. Can’t deny what a great job Redknapp has done at Spurs but I really can’t stand the guy.
TCB: Talking of favourites, how much will you miss having Rafa to laugh at?
STR: I’m gutted he’s gone. I was a member of the KRAP organisation – Keep Rafa At ‘Pool. So much for the Rafalution those deluded scouse twats used to bang on about eh?
TCB: Ok, so back to the new season, who can you see finishing in the top four and who’ll be possible relegation fodder?
STR: You could say Spurs will be lucky to finish top four again, given the pressure the CL could add, but the teams below them will have the extra games in Europa. I hope we see a repeat of last season’s top four. Blackpool will go down. West Brom probs. Hopefully West Ham.
TCB: I hope to see a repeat of last season’s top four as well funnily enough! So, whilst you’re going after the runners-up spot again who are you looking forward to playing?
STR: I want to see the same teams in the top four, but I expect us to finish top. Liverpool and City are the games I look forward to the most. They’re the highlights of the season. Derby day is particularly great. The away game last season was probably my favourite day of the season. In the pub before midday, sat around with your mates, having the banter with the few blues who show their face, winning and taking the piss for the rest of the day. Perfect.
TCB: Obviously we know City expect to run away with the league this season and it’s always Liverpool’s year but which club could be the Premier League’s dark horse?
STR: Everton could do well this year. Their injuries last season were crippling.
TCB: I know you thought they’d cost you last season, so how do you think you’ll fare with the officials in this campaign?
STR: Hopefully better than we did last season against your lot. Looking at the pace of Chicharito, I can see him getting one on one with the keeper plenty only to be wrongly flagged for offside.
TCB: How did it feel being runners up last season?
STR: Disappointing. We always want to win, obviously. But it’ll fire the lads up. We didn’t win the league in 98, they went on to win it three years on the bounce and win the European Cup. We didn’t win anything in 2005 and then went on to win the league three years in a row and the European Cup again. Our lads are hungry for success so missing out so narrowly will only make them come back hungrier for more.
TCB: So going on that then, I’m picking up the subtle hint you reckon you might do better this season?
STR: Definitely. I imagine we won’t be forced in to playing Carrick and Fletch in the centre of defence next season. Can you imagine where Chelsea would have finished last season with Hilarious in goal behind Lampard and Ballack? The fact that we finished just 1 point behind your lot should come as a worry to you. But I imagine you were worried about us regardless.
TCB: Finally, give us your prediction for Sunday.
STR: I just hope our lads put in a good performance and those returning from injury get through a run out unscathed. It’s always nice to get one over on your title rivals, which is why I was frustrated with Michael Ballack’s cheating last summer, but all in all, not too bothered. Will say 2-1 to United with Chicharito getting on the score sheet.
TCB: Personally I hope he don’t even get on the bench.
Cheers for that Scott. Wish you no luck at all obviously! ![]()
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Authentic voice of gobby mancunia. Loathsome.
If my memory isn’t playing tricks on me Chelsea won the Premier League title in 2006 – incidentally by tonking Man. Utd. with two games to spare.
Cocky much? Git
I appreciate your work D, but man do I hate that site. Make no mistake about it people…..scott is very unfair and full of hate for Chelsea. They are so deluded at Mancunia its unreal and way way beyond healthy. Just waste about 2min on that shitty site and see the hatred and delusions, typical UTD scum.
If you Chelsea Rentboys who can’t take a bit of banter, get a fucking grip.
Scott is biased, maybe because he supports Manchester united and not Chelsea, fucking genius required to work that out -.-’
And whats wrong with a bit of hate for your rivals? It’s clear you glory hunters (only support Abromavich’s billions) wouldn’t know anything about passion. Typical southern wankers.
The Ballack elbow to the face was a lucky escape for us, but it always seems quite funny to hear a Man United supporter blame the referee. Most supporters from other clubs think Man United is by far favored by the refs.
Watch Chelsea do a treble this season u ManURE FAN
J Spencer……..and dont forget that facking matrix kung-fu kick by Evans to Drogba’s chest. In real world thats a penalty…..a straight red and atleast 3-4 bans. But no, in UTD’s world the refs saw nothing and Drogba got a yellow……beat that I dare you.
Scott does have a dislike for your lot, but so all of us, but who can blame us. Let me put it this way. Your best players and the face of your club, is one of the worst human beings, a complete cunt.
Scott did keep his cool though and was nice.
P.S. We are being called deluded and some idiot here talks about the treble.
Genjuro, it really isn’t a penalty when it’s outside the box. Get your facts straight, please
how dumb is joe cole?
1) During an intra-squad training match, Ancelotti told him to mark Frank Lampard. Joe Cole then drew genitalia on his face.
2) During a match against Manchester United, Ancelotti gave him instructions using only sign language. Joe Cole responded by saying he doesn’t speak Italian. Then he said “spaghetti” and laughed for a good 10 minutes.
3) Ancelotti suggested they play tic-tac-toe during one particularly long bus ride. Joe Cole then threw Tic Tacs at his feet and declared himself the winner.
4) Ancelotti asked Joe Cole if he’d grab him a Coke, Joe Cole ended up getting arrested.
5) During contract negotiations, Ancelotti told him he was asking for too much money and no decent club would be willing to pay him that much. Joe Cole then signed with Liverpool.
complements of “dirty tackle” sports blog
Daniel, it was in the box. They both where.
Genjuro, yeah I forgot about that. I gave Evans the benefit of the doubt and just thought they clattered even when people told me otherwise. Then I looked at the slow motion replay and saw he was looking directly at him. Ugly stuff.
Great article. Its just sad that the rent boys cant even take a bit of banter. You lads are goin on about evans, what about the time when DOGBA was fuckin 10 feet offside and scored. And fucking hell back at your place when cashley cole got a free kick for absolutely nuffin and again wasnt dogbe offside in that move too???
So stop fucking crying coz its the chelsea blog who asked scott about it. What a bunch of girls!
The Evans challenge on Drogba was outside the box, just watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs88nvpF_gw
Was,nt Pooney crying about ten men last season haha? Its about time Manure had decisions go against them its a thing called Karma. Hmm must mean Chelsea have a couple of Champions leagues to win some time soon
twelve men even lol
Every Fan Is Byiast Otherwise Ya Wouldn SUpport Da Teams? Chelsea Seem To 4 Get That They Cheated Der way 2 A Win against bolton ta stay top Then A Clear Offside Goal Against Us. Ur Legend and Hero Captain Is A Cunt Who Should Jus Giv Up Coz He Got Made A Fool Of Taday. In Two Years Half Your Team Be Retirin And With Our Youths Well Be Around 4 a while And We Might have not Spent Any big money this Season but better That Than benyaoun And If Chelsea Fans Think Were Dillusional And Then Retards like Steve say Der GOing Ta Win da champions league Good Luck Wit Da
Sir Ryan Giggs, what about the Macheda handball? That’s the thing that is odd. No objectivity. It’s all we are commenting on.
Yes, crying about twelve men after that horrible game on the Bridge.
‘City expect to run away with the league’? Bollocks, I’ve just read the interview with the City fan on this site where the guy is hoping for 4th spot. I do not know one City fan who thinks we are going to win the league this season, not one. All this title talk has come from the media, building us up in the hope we fail and they can stick the boot in.